I love my kids

I'm driving down the road and I realize I forgot something important.  So I say something like "sucks". My 13 year old daughter reminds me not to talk like that.  I say "I'm 40 years old and I'm going to hell anyway."  She looks at me with a really perplexed look so I say, "Look at me.  I'm living a terrestrial life, I'm talking like a terrestrial being, I'm headed for the terrestrial kingdom.  Don't you think so?"  It is a rhetorical question, but she answers it.  "No, Mom.  I see a Celestial person."  I say "I hope Heavenly Father is as forgiving as you."  She says "Mom (with some emphasis on the last "m"), Heavenly Father is more (emphasis again) forgiving than me."  I look at her beautiful, smiling face and say "I sure hope so.  Thanks kid."  What would I ever do without these great kids?